Straight Up Monkey Business, Man

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

God I need this so bad for my Midterm so please let this work again for me.

I don’t know what to say or what to write to ask for help from you. I don’t know what word will be effective so that you can help us and donate to us. Is it (the word hungry, afraid, or displaced and immigrant)? What should we say so that you can help us? We have said a lot, but no one cares about us as if Gaza no longer exists. I want to remind you that there are people in a spot in your world called Gaza where there are 2 million hungry, besieged people. Don’t forget us. We are being exterminated with all kinds of weapons from all countries (Israel, America, Britain, France, and countless countries that send weapons to Israel so that they can attack us with them. It is as if we have become a testing ground for new weapons. If there is a country that wants to test a new weapon it invented, it sends it to Israel so that it can use it on us under the pretext of fighting terrorism. What kind of terrorism is this that you killed 60,000 innocent, defenseless people with? What kind of terrorism is this? Is a child a terrorist, a woman a terrorist, an elderly man a terrorist, or are the youth who aspired to achieve their dreams terrorists? They all died.) You destroyed You destroyed our dreams, you destroyed our youth, you destroyed our future, you destroyed entire generations, and you are still destroying us, killing us, and starving us. Fuck Israel and everyone who supports and backs it.

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

The solution to ableism isn't for me to "stop calling myself disabled", it's for everyone to stop treating "disabled" as a bad word

I'm disabled. I have a disability. My disability disables me. The term "differently abled" can get fucked and so can everyone who insists that it's the "better phrase."

i need a clairvoyant gf who's always jacking off to visions of my death and putting me in dangerous situations so she can ogle at what would happen to me if they played out before saving me at the last second so bad tbch