Him/He [Read pinned first I'm begging you] Adult 🔞 I WRITE DARK FIC DNI if you can not respect that. I work full time but I'm haunted by fictional character love, I dump self ship/ character x reader type stuff here. Multi fandom but in my robot Fucker phase currently [Transformers]. if you see spelling mistakes in my work no the fuck you don't I'm tired and doing this for free. Minors gtfo of here I'm writing smut.
HI HELLO I bit the bullet and decided to make a self ship/ X Reader blog.
You can call me Rabot! I'm HE/HIM queer. I'm an adult, FYI! I'm from the internet age when giving your info out is bad, so I'll be vague outta habit, but I am an adult. Minors DNI, please. I'll be posting smut occasionally. Also, DNI if you can't handle Dark content (noncon, yandere, other mature/problematic written topics). I write them.
This is a sideblog for me, so if you follow me as another imagine blog, we might be mutuals you just can't see it <3 also I have the social skills of stray ant after covid lockdown so please be aware I'm a bit fucking strange and unusual. It's not usually done maliciously. Please be patient with me to a degree I'm sorry I was born stupid.
1] so I have a place to reblog others x reader content
2] so I can post the little bit of x reader stuff I write for myself.
My blogs specifically for scenarios/Headcanons of the short. The type with bullet points and such from fictional characters. Or the longer run ons, it all depends on how I feel.
I write for Gender neutral Readers and Masc or Male readers! I'll do Fem or girl stuff only when I think a character would specifically act differently in that regard compared to a masc or male reader and It's also done when I want to.
I Sorta do requests! I'm mostly just planning on writing for myself, so to speak. You're more than welcome to send ideas or ramblings about characters in my inbox, but I don't wanna promise I'd be able to fill in any requests. If an idea or thing interests me, I might make a drabble or hcs in response to your ask.
If I don't respond to an ask, it either doesn't strike any inspiration in me, or I'm just saving it for later. (Or I deadass do not know what to say and deleted it.). I'm here for fun and a good time this isn't gonna be a job for me especially when I don't get paid to do it.
• Transformers! <- my thing rn! I'm newer! I watched TFONE and got weird about robots. Talk to me about the G1 cartoon all three seasons, TFO, Beastwars, Prime, And the first two seasons in Cyberverse (currently watching).
• ONE PIECE <- I like pirates. I tend to get obsessed with one piece in small bursts that come and go. I'm currently up to date on the manga.
Any other fandoms I may write for are more spontaneous things. Since I do not control the inspo and I have no clue what my brain will choose next. You can still talk to me about those fandoms/characters too!
❌Any type of Mess play is a hard no for me (Vomit, Watersports, Scat.)
❌Knife or blade play is a no.
❌Also absolutely no forced pregnancy please thanks. (I don't mind noncon by itself or even preg talk/content just don't mix the two please)
❌ No Forcefem.
❌ I do not consent to AI of my works or my works being trained for AI.
I block people liberally who post in the general "x reader" tag and don't tag properly or warn for she/her and assumed women reader. I'm tired and just not dealing with it at this point. TAG YOUR SHIT CORRECTLY PEOPLE! Do not tag it as "x gn reader" When the character calls reader "pretty girl" be serious right now.
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#🩶 (Yandere) I only really like what's considered "light" Yandere, I like obsessive vibes but don't typically enjoy like the whole "hurting you or your loved ones" type of stuff.
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Call me weird or whatever, but i feel like this would fit the older flirty reader bit (I'm writing this with the yandere Autobots in mind, cuz I love yanderes)
I remember energon being little to none in the ark while there's a lot of energon (I assume) in the Decepticon base.. at least in G1
I remember the Autobots choosing to recharge in a pod rather than using energon, if I remember correctly. (Energon is depicted as an alcohol in a few of the episodes too I think)
I have a headcanon that the Autobots DO have some energon but they only ever use it for emergency refuel when they couldn't really recharge, Or they're in a hurry and needs a refuel to function correctly.
Cue reader stuffing their mouth with sweet energon cuz they need some refuel immediately before going out to do some important stuff idk and then there's just some bots (maybe sunstreaker or hot rod) that bursted through the door to the room we're in (energon supply room or sum) and they're just panicking because their processor is saying that they only have a little fuel left in their body before they go into a forced recharge.
Autobot: "Is that the last energon for today??!!"
Reader: mm...
Autobot: FRAG!! WHAT DO I DO???
And then reader had the brightest idea to just spill the energon they still have in their mouth to the autobot through some freaky ass open kiss, they drank half of the energon earlier anyways, it's enough for them. Before they quickly walked away from the scene to do some important stuff, leaving the bots in the room with some of the energon spilling from their mouth.
Yeah this might be cringe, also, I might have some info wrong about the G1 stuff cuz it's all just a headcanon for me, I haven't finished the series because the web I used to watch it got some episodes deleted.
Okay hold on, just the idea of Flirty older reader + the Yandere Autobots and Decepticons is a lot lolololol But ALOT OF rambling under read more some horny talk but nothing explicit 🔞
Again just- flirty older reader with the Yandere version of the g1 cast is already a thing in it of itself. The Autobots would be so much more protective + hyper aware of the Cons perversions to a level their non corrupt versions are not. While the Decepticons are even more sure of trying to get a hold of reader for themselves to the point they're actually kinda desperate. Willing to make entire faction plans for the sole purpose of trying to capture reader type of stuff. And since they're all freaks than every Decepticon is fine with the idea of putting in effort for you specifically.
I could also see reader bluntly calling their friends out if they start getting a bit too obsessive with them.
Reader scolding Mirage in the middle of the busy hallway knowing it's going to be more effective than doing it in private: Okay Casanova, If I catch you using your outlier to go through my things in my habsuite again- I'm going to make you clean the solvent shower drains with your bare servos. Understand-?
Mirage trying not to explode in shame while he's being ousted as some sort of sick deviant to anyone who's stopped to watch you scold him: Understood...
Every Autobot in their thoughts watching Mirage get scolded: Wow, what a pervert... a lucky pervert.
Or even reader encouraging them a bit. Since they're pretty casual and do like indulging their bots. (Reader: they're a bunch of perverts but they're my perverts.)
Autobots really not happy to be doing the bi yearly deep cleaning of the Ark: ughhhh
Reader: Okay! Prowl said he wants it done in one day- ah, no whining! I've got a prize to motivate you all.
Reader pulling out a sizable dirty cloth out of there subspace: tada! It's a towel I used as a cleaning cloth after drills the other day. Yup, used it to get all the condensation off of me from how hard I was working physically. Full frame by the way! Whoever finishes fast and does the best job cleaning their space first gets it.
(Autobots now staring at said cloth like a pack of stray dogs would stare at a steak)
Ironhide standing to their right in exasperated disbelief: You can't actually be rewardin' 'em like that.
Reader leaning into his side/space with a sly smile: Aw Darling, no need to be jealous. If you want me to make you your own, you could just ask.
Ironhide jerking away flustered as all get out: I ain't fragging jealous-!
(Ironhide was in fact jealous and is now trying to pretend charge didn't prick in interest over the idea of having his own personally made one)
And they're a little more serious about the rations in the Decepticons anyway but no one starves at least. (Expect for the start of season three but thats because of the whole "we dont know where the leader is and we don't know what to do."). And once Galvatron shows up they aren't starving in any of the other season 3 episodes. At least he keeps them fed..? But on earth with Megatron they're doing raids pretty constantly and anything they don't need gets shipped off to cybertron via space Bridge.
And too my understanding it can be like high grade (<- the Canon alcohol term) if you drink like way too much energon anyway your frame will kinda do the same as being drunk. I'm thinking about when the Decepticons get absolutely drunk in G1. And then Megatron drunk as fuck, decided he's gonna go fight the Autobots himself then and there instead of waiting for the plan the next day.
And I believe the Autobots drink energon too it's just- also we have the pod? But also it's never mentioned before and also never brought up again expect for the one single episode?? For the plot of the Decepticons to put a virus in them??? So I've personally elected to ignore it anyway and see it as a 1 episode plot contrivance.
But we can still do the scenario but we could do other things to cause it to occur. Maybe they've gotta disassemble the Energon dispenser and clean it/fix it. And the Autobots usually never have to worry about energon because well- they're friends with the humans. So that's where they've been getting their stuff from before. But again maybe it's just a cleaning or whatever and everyone gets like a cube to get them through the day while it's being cleaned. And like maybe a few emergency cubes in the cafeteria encase something happens.
See no problems. Unless you use a bunch of energy racing or something and have to refuel and then use that energy. And you forget you have a mission and you're already super low again. Que rushing to the cafeteria because it's already late in the day and they've got zero clue as to if there's any emergency cubes even left. To just find reader with the last one.
I don't think Sunstreaker would scream "wait-!" Maybe curse loud as hell. I could totally see Hot Rod do it though- dramatic as all get out too.
But if reader knew why they were upset then yeah they could totally just spare what they got anyway. Even if it's even their mouth. Dire times call for drastic measures after all. You just gotta help your darlings sometimes when they put themselves in a tight spot.
Sunstreaker would realize what just happened quicker but he still wouldn't till after its over. He does gag dramatically and start coughing after you pull away from him. He may chase you out of the room but gives up after the first turn on the corner. He's still low on energy he can't waste it right now chasing after your demented aft-! Gets flustered and angry about it and tells not a single bot what happened. Makes interactions with him for the while after this extra bited/aggressive. He is going to get you alone with him or he's going to yank you somewhere himself for that slag! (If you let him do it anyway since you could totally kick his aft for disrespecting his superior officer lol)
Hot Rod wouldn't realize what was happening until you left the room after you'd patted him on the back and said "good luck!". He's still so baffled he has to just- go do his mission-!? He guessed!? Holy frag he actually kissed you!!! He tells Arcee and Springer. Like as soon as he gets alone with them. They do not believe him-! It takes a bit of back and forth but Springer eventually decides it could've actually happened while Arcee smiles and still goes "Sure whatever you say Hod Rod-!" (She does not believe his aft.) Flusters easier and his optics brighten quicker for the next couple of interactions.
And for G1 they've got the whole series for free on YouTube? (If that's an option where you live anyway)
Soundwave not passing the reader cassettes vibe check has me cackling, they're just doing I'm watching you gestures, flipping him off behind readers back. You are the weakest link goodbye.
Tho in G1 Megatron does have a machine that reprogram bots and turns them into decepticon so if reader is an autobot and their cassettes are being exceptionally difficult trying to bust them out fighting Soundwave at any chance maybe he just,,, let's them be reprogram sure its a bit cruel (IT'S A LOT CRUEL) but it stops him being forced to actually harm them or worse Megatron harming them! You think Megatron wouldn't hesitate to kill you cassettes? I'm saving them.
I feel like he maybe doesn't want reader reprogrammed even if they're an autobot, maybe he likes their stubborn goodness defiance and if they got turned into a decepticon in coding then he couldn't keep them as his anymore they'd just join the ranks can't be all his would have to share them so to speak other people would talk to them interact with them Megatron would order them around can't have that no no. Though it's entirely possible the now turned decepticon cassettes might have negative impact on readers processors and coding since they'd basically be docking cassettes infected by the altered decepticon coding. Maybe he'd stop them docking if he felt it was actually hurting them, maybe he sits, and watches them lie there trembling their optics flickering between blue and red, gritting their denta making noises of discomfort because it's not a quick reprogram it's bits and pieces slipping in infecting causing their mind to slip and struggle. Getting to hold their face softly as they beg him to make it stop, because it can't be a pleasant experience and I doubt he's gonna have an issue with basically isolating reader completely especially if he didn't like the cassettes just chases them off permanently go be somebody else's problem
It could get really quite fucked up if they're an autobot and the evil twisted aspects intrigue me
Rambles below! Yandere and such!
The robo smasher!!! Well, fortunately for every Autobot in G1 Omega Supreme broke that shit back on cybertron. Cause we'd have a lot more issues in general if they could still do that. He ripped that thing to pieces while it was in the middle of trying to rewrite his code. Which is kinda an important part of his character/backstory + the Constructicons story.
And I don't think Soundwave would even if it was an option- more so cause I think he'd be worried about you not being you anymore. Like he fell for you. He cares for you. He wants you. And he wants the now you to look at him with love in your optics. But yeah I think he would be possessive 100% if they captured Autobot reader. Like- no the frag you are not borrowing the slave. They belong to Soundwave. Megatron was very clear on that. And if Soundwave isn't being clear enough now he'll make it much clearer if he needs to. (He's busting out his saved blackmail to scare the frag outta them.)
I think he'd "lovingly" try and "break reader in" if they weren't down with the slavery. (Of course they're not down for forcibly being turned into a slave Sounders shutttt uppppp). Like trying to "train" them to trust him. Which is the strangest shit ever especially if you're vocal and blunt through this entire mess. "This is weird-" "what the actual frag are you doing?" "Is this supposed to be good or bad?" He'd feed you himself- like tilting the cube back for you to drink. No, you aren't fueling yourself. You're going to be fed by Soundwave. Cause he's like "I will create positive connotations with my presence and they will subconsciously associate me with food- and it will put me in less of a terrible light just like that." All while readers just cringing so hard internally (or maybe even externally lol) whenever Soundwave leaves them alone again. Like Primus what is wrong with him-!? Blaster was right! He is a creep!
I also think he won't go insanely far just cause I think he's prideful enough he believes he won't have too + his obsession and the fact that he doesn't want you to think he's gross :( please don't glare at him so hard. Don't be scared of him pleassseeee. He's so dumb. Optimus stage a rescue and revoke Soundwaves reader privileges. (For as long as it takes for them to catch reader again anyway. If they ever do again anyway)
Watching G1 so there's lots of Soundwave love in my heart atm, but just watched Carnage in C-minor where Soundwave does react to the harmony of the singing music power species the episode is based on, which I bet he is quite normal about any noises that come out of readers vocalisers they're all perfect blissful harmony to his audials (a hum, song, cry, whimper or moan ect pain and pleasure are both such sweet sounds)
But also Blaster in that episode touches his buttons which has him so genuinely quite distraught as Blaster erased his tapes which ties back to any social taboo about their kind of frames touching each other's buttons and Soundwave still wanting to touch press and fondly a cassette carrier frame readers buttons, I wonder if they'd effect real time audio/frame reactions Soundwave rewinding and replaying their own moans back over and over
Just offers you my G1 fueled Soundwave madness and lust
Oh yeah big pervert about the sounds. That's usually how I picture it is with the bots into music (Soundwave, Blaster, Jazz) since they've basically all but stated got better audials to enjoy sounds as much as they do. Like how Blaster and Soundwave are the only ones that can even understand the alien music race out of all the bots there. So why wouldn't Soundwave (or any of them really) be obsessed with any sound from you.
Honesty Blaster touching his buttons was wild even from a human stand point because Soundwaves buttons are on his pelvis. My friend litterally cracked a joke of "Blaster grabbed his crotch and he forgot everything. It's okay buddy. Happens to the best of us." Though the idea of button play leading to tampering with the sounds in real time is actually kinda funny. Just make a sound hitch or a quiet vent get really loud. Again Soundwave wants to go wild on those buttons. It being the Yandere/Obsessed version of himself makes him worse.
And I'm almost done with tease pt 3 surpisingly??? I just have one more character to finish before i send it to the wip zone. I will eventually deliver for the frantic obsession encounters of some more of the G1 cast ੯·̀͡⬮
I am unsure how to start this because I know this is going to explode into a plethora of indistinguishable sentences. This is not a request, nor should you feel obligated to respond to this. I just need to say this someone. I cannot put into words how much I adore this character.
It’s to the point where I cannot even insult this character as an affectionate joke because I’ll feel too bad. It’s to the point where all I can do is just cherish them. Obviously not to the point where it’s taking up my entire life but everytime I look at transformers, I just immediately think of them and feel…indescribably high amounts of pure utter joy.
And it’s not even in the romantic sense, I don’t even find this character attractive and I think It transcends it. I only read x readers now just to see this character show up and have somebody love them back.
Anyways, I’m being vague about who this is and I don’t think it’ll be that much of a shock cause he is pretty well known I like to think.
It’s Scavenger.
It’s all Scavenger. I don’t even knew how he managed to worm his way into my brain and settle there like it’s free real estate. I cannot go a day without thinking about him at least once (and mostly it’s because I can’t go a day without thinking about transformers.)
I can’t even read fan fiction anymore before immediately laser focusing on all the Scavenger scenes and just staring. I need to see this mech get loved and cherish because he’s such a meek loser and I need to see someone reassure him that he’s loved and adorable. Oh my days, I just love him so much.
And he has such an opportunity for some cool dynamics as well. I’m writing this with a straight stone cold face but all I can say in my mind I’m kicking my feet and looking all stupid because of this damned power shovel!!!
Anyways, Sorry if I cluttered your inbox. I just had to let it out and unfortunately your inbox was in the vicinity of the blast radius. I tried to my best to make it as chill and readable as possible.
I love your style of writing! I hope to see you write more of the things that interest you or make you happy. Have a good morning, evening, or night wherever you are in the world!
This is awesome. Love that for you nonnie. Though I also 100% think Scavenger would be into being bullied by his s/o. Especially in a patronizing sorta way. Be mean to him but also coo and worry your expression at him. He also has a thing for praise simultaneously so get in there 👏 👏👏
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Please, please, please! give (g1)Motormaster, the King of the roads, a breeding kink. He deserves to be feral in the most aggressive ways possible, and breeding kink is right up that ally!
HANDS AND KNEES HERE
I appreciate the begging,,, but it wasn’t necessary to convince me HEEEHEE
G1 Motormaster x Mech Reader (Breeding kink)
The moan you let out is more accurately a gasp as he presses down to keep you under him. Digits pushing your back plates into the concrete with his breath hot against your neck causing condensation to form on each cable in his reach.
Your body rocks with every thrust, each harder than the last as he doesn’t seem content with the last even though you’re more than filled.
You wish you knew the moment this became dangerous. The moment this became anything more than a fling. But it wouldn’t have stopped you. Maybe it would have made you hesitate for a few more moments, but you’ve never been smart enough to make the right decision.
Wrapped so tightly around him and he moans once you decide to hook your ankles around his back. Now folded over, knees braced on his shoulders.
His hands finally have some mercy on your dented plating as he reaches to push them closer to you – making sure he can hit that little bit deeper as you scramble to hold onto his chassis. Pushing him back but never wanting him to leave.
You don’t see right anymore once his hand reaches your cables to pinch a few between rough metal, making you moan out right into his waiting mouth. Desperate in his efforts to make you short-circuit.
Neediness obvious in every push of his body, rutting into your valve like even a second to catch his own breath means he loses all progress. Far too focused on your sounds and heavy vents more than his own.
LORD I HOPE SO!!! I haven't re read it since I originally wrote it so i went back in like so I'll just edit it- NO it needed more sauce!!! Though I do this pretty frequently with my smut writings tbh. I'll look back and something in my wips and go "Oh, wait a second no no this needs more perversion. This can have MORE." I usually want my smut works to be horny enough I can see myself coming back to re read it at a later time so I feel like I really but my pervert soul into it for myself (And y'all)
Though I certainly won't have to add more to "Woof!" when I get around to editing that. I know damn well that ones already filthy enough. The demons had my gay ass when I cracked that behemoth out in almost one sitting. ૮₍。•̀ ﻌ •́。₎ა
im so damn down bad for thighs and im so happy knowing im not the only one unironically going absolutely insane over Galvatron's thighs. Like G1 Megatron did not have that originally, Unicron had to have added that when remaking him or something
Either way i kinda wanna bite his inner thighs (and probably die for it but worth)
WELL- Megatrons seductive thighs... (source: official notes for the official MP-36 Megatron figure.)
BUT YEAH STILL, G1 Thunder thighs Galvatrons got wayyyy thicker thighs than Megatron. Shorter rambles below but horny-? 🔞
All this has told me is that Unicron is a thigh guy and I do not know how to feel about that fact.
You would also 100% absolutely fucking get shot especially with how trigger happy he is. But would it be worth it-? ...Debatably. He'd have to actually like own you own you. Not just his property, but you were in more ways than one his. Like Megatron, it would be the closest you could get to an actual romantic relationship. If you were just his toy and nothing more (no traces of what could be described as care in him). Then He's absolutely grabbing you by sometime of kibble of your helm if you have anything grabbable there and he's doing it tight.
Draging your helm upwards and asking you what exactly it is you think you're doing? Huh-? Did he order you or give you permission to sink your denta into his thigh-?! No no no he did not permit your little act of disobedience! Then he'd punish you some probably aggressive and maybe very rough horny way.
Though if you were his his- he's still grabbing you and dragging you up to look him in the optics. He'd have you by your jaw though. Digit pads almost putting his imprints in your metal there. He asks you what the pit you think you're doing. If you offer, you wanted to bite his inner thigh really badly to mark him. Then he thinks for about a couple of moments before he hums. You want marks- Oh, He'll give you marks. Before he drags your faceplate up against his own and tilts your face so he can bite into the curve of your jaw. Leaving a decently deep bite mark there. He's probably (absolutely) not stopping at the one...
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Starscream smuts gonna take longer to get out cause I re read it to edit and decided it could be filthier. So now it's longer, and i have to re-edit the new version now.
It's still gonna be my next smut post but y'know. My ass could not resist adding more seasoning to it bc it needed some.
Something that's driving me a bit mad, so sharing it for your consideration Cassette player/carrier frame reader and obsessive/Yandere Soundwave, like ohh he's mmm when has he seen another cassette/carrier frame like himself (other than that annoying autobot Blaster)? Like kindred spirits, maybe reader is a neutral that got dragged up along the way or a decepticon who was sorta left stranded found again brought back, oh but they're there and here and now. While obviously reader doesn't share his outlier ability they had so much overlapping code, tenderness completely sacred and hidden shown to his cassettes when they're seen in passing, feeding Laserbeak an energon goodie as he's perched on their work station petting on his beak soft and over his head em field soft and like a warm towel wrapping around Laserbeak so safe and soft as digits tenderly pet with a whispered 'don't tell your carrier' like an inside joke because Soundwave will know about the treats Laserbeak is pilfering the moment he docks there's no way you can't know like a secret language just you two share from your overlapping understanding of how the other works more intimately than knowledge on how the other decepticons work.
Even if readers forced to be a decepticon from a neutral, that pulling care in their chassis can't be resisted hand offered low to a prowling approaching Ravage from the work bench they're cuffed to, "who send you hm? Your boss or just visiting me yourself?" looking at the cassettes and seeing them, not just as extensions of Soundwave but their own beings, they could be acting on his order or their own curiosity, either way Ravages muzzle in readers palm, thumb petting against the side, holding petting whole working.
If reader has cassettes/mini frames not only must Soundwave win reader over but the cassettes they carry, but also being allowed to see the cassettes playing with others socialising learning bonding, hoping they say good things about him and his cassettes over the bond, knowing he can't force them to dock to replay the data they have even if he so desperately wants to know and experience being you or with you, or around you by some proxy step.
And if reader is a cassetteless carrier frame? Soundwave needs to fix that, can't stand feeling that aching lonely feeling in reapers chassis as they lie on bed at night missing a part inside themselves that'd make them feel whole, complete. How can a carrier frame who cares so much treats his cassettes well have none themselves? The genetics are on his favourite if he fills reaper full of overload they could produce wonderful healthy cassettes together, maybe even another cassette carrier frame.
While the bond is to Soundwave, imagining the cassettes worrying fussing over reader following them around and asking to dock either with words or actions, because they can help soothe that empty feeling and it'd feel good right being whole? Soundwave could make you feel this complete. They use the time docked to reader to send you should get railed by Soundwave subliminal messages, sharing memories of Soundwave being a good carer of them all protecting them praising them, simply like a recall of memory telling sharing how good Soundwave treats them and he'd treat reader just as good too he'd love reader, ultimate wingmen, selling how good he'd be. And reader should shy away from this not trust it know this is a decepticon ploy but maybe the coding related to cassettes overrides the logic component they don't flinch away from sheltering the cassettes protectively and Soundwave needs that needs all of you needs to put new cassettes in your frame
Soundwave growling vibrating going feral he needs to quite literally press readers buttons
Ooh carrier reader is fun. Especially so for the yearning yandere thoughts. Yapping with carrier reader x Yandere Soundwave and a little bit of Blaster. Some mild horny talk about breeding and other things. Mature not really explicit 🔞
Neutral reader or even "former" Decepticon reader who wanted out so they faked a little "Oh, they're more than likely fucking dead" battle situation before disappearing. Before reader has to awkwardly go "oh shit yayyy you found me/I found you guys out here in the middle of bum fuck nowhere of the galaxy..." very strained because fuckkkkk now they're gonna have to be a con again!!!! While simultaneously/casually looking for the perfect out to probably fake their death again.
Or even Autobot carrier reader would be delicious too if you wanna play with the cross faction longing/unhealthy behavior being amplified because you're not Soundwaves ally but his enemy. And that's gonna make him way way more likely to lean into the ownership and possessive wants that he smothered down if you were a Decepticon or neutral. It's almost the only way he can realistically have you with the war on going. And it is by keeping you as a slave. Something viewed cruel and sadistic enough- (it is cruel and sadistic, Sounders be quiet.) That Megatron would be alright with it. Instead of it being what it actually is and a selfish desire to have you be his utterly.
If it's Autobot reader with him failing to own/capture reader than you can have some potential fun with the crazy style jealousy/new found scorn he would absolutely have of Blaster. If you wanted to do a fucked up yandere carrier love triangle with yandere Blaster that could be fun too. Cause Blaster knows what a gross creep Soundwave is and he's about as happy as he is over the idea of the others mitts all over you. Their rivalry is burning so much harsher now.
Soundwave jealous: Blaster does not treat them nearly as well as they (reader) deserves.
Blaster without skipping a beat: Yeah, well at least they smile at me, you stalking creep.
Soundwave: ...
Soundwave now literally nauseous with jealously: I'm going to kill you.
But affectionate carrier reader same faction would be soft. Nice and more open about the affection since they've got it literally programed into them that it's not a big deal to be doting on another bot a Lil casually anyway. Nor having to worry about the cassettes + his bond since you know. what it is truly. And if reader did have cassettes of their own as a con. You could think of the scenario where reader doesn't mind being friendly but readers cassettes can sense Soundwave's perversions towards their carrier/boss and they hate his aft. All collectively decided his vibes are rancid and now Soundwaves trying so- so hard to get them to like him. Because he knows there's absolutely no way you'd get with him romantically if your cassettes did not accept him.
I don't personally imagine cassettes necessarily coming/originating from the carrier bots themselves. I imagine it more like Pokémon sorta? Where cassettes are created either cold or old fashioned ground grown and being by themselves. Before living by themselves till they meet a carrier like- oh, shit guess I could go in there and be part of them? Yeah that sounds good. And the carrier also wants them then they bond. And the cassettes become a part of them/extension of them/ they're also kinda like their goons while the carrier is the mob boss (Especially so in Soundwaves case.) But you could probably also make cassettes the more complicated sparkling way too now that I'm thinking about it. If Soundwave doesn't give you your own cassette with the first sparkling (by virtue of them maybe not having the model type to dock)- He can just try again till you get it right- no problem. Just make another sparkling with him- right now. You'll end up with a new cassette eventually.
Though the idea that Soundwaves (Or Blaster technically) got a higher chance to either spark reader or get sparked by reader since they're both coded as carriers is a fun idea. He'd probably be way quicker to realizing he wants to make a sparkling with reader + way more desperate about it if Carrier reader had no cassettes of their own. I also think it's kinda hysterical how hard the Yandere Soundwave breeding kink is being pushed. I'm not saying it's wrong I just think it's funny how collective the agreement is for Soundwave. Like you guys are right, but I just think it's funny too lolololol.
AND not the subliminal messages about fucking Soundwave just-
Carrier reader with Frenzy in their chassis: Huh this does feel kinda right though?
Frenzy internally via bond wave with zero subtly: You should frag Soundwave.
Reader who heard that as bluntly and clearly as possible: what.
Frenzy: what-?
Or it just not clicking cause Readers all "Why the frag am I thinking 'Frag Soundwave' in bold letters in my helm? I mean we aren't exactly close friends but he's not bad enough I need to tell him 'frag you' and be a jerk to him." Before shrugging it off. Cassettes playing on "I'm a little guy. You wanna pick me up sooo bad C'mon do it." Even though they're all grown ass bots. But if reader was a carrier they'd probably be more hesitant on that one since they do in fact see them as their own bots. Even when they are as affectionate as they already are. Soundwaves cassettes that aren't Readers, so picking up to coddle them feels like it might be crossing some type of carrier rule for Cassettes that already have their own carrier. And it would be in any other context or any other carrier bot. But it's you and they want you to violate every social norm between what is supposed to be just allies right fragging now.
And button play would be on Soundwaves forefront of his processor all the damn time talking to reader. Especially so if Readers buttons are as prominent as they are on Soundwave and Blaster. They're practically begging to be pushed and he knows sparkdamn well the boundaries he'd be crossing doing that. Especially when he's got the same buttons. He knows what that feels like- which only makes his digits twitch more while he's holding himself back from getting in there and just going nuts.
It's almost three in the morning and I just spent the past 6 hours reworking the ugliest fucking waterfall tattoo I've ever seen, but my brain is sooooo stuck on Prowl rn.
Like I'm not a fan of fluids, both real and fictional, so im imagining reader always being particular about him never finishing inside when he's topping. It's just instinct at this point for him to pull back and hump desperately at their aftplating till he locks up and shivers through his overload.
But once, just once, they manage to time things just right to where they're both on the brink at the same time, desperate and feral. Right as their overload starts and Prowl moves to pull out because- holy shit that first calliper squeeze just about sent him over the edge right that second, they lock their pedes behind his hips and pull him flush.
He tries to hold on, panicked at the thought of their instinct getting the best of them mid overload and not wanting to take advantage. Those pulsing callipers give him no choice though and within seconds he's buckling forward, aggressively humping into their heat and whimpering like a kicked hound as he comes undone. The rippling grip of callipers in contrast to the cold air and hard metal he's used to is almost to much, dragging out his overload and making the the sound of his clattering armour panels almost louder than his relieved moaning. He can't help but to keep moving, overstimulation and ecstasy blending together and keeping his uncoordinated grinding going, unwilling to part with the heavenly grip.
He's sure to be mortified when he snaps out of it, but for now they enjoy the five-star meal in front of them.
(previous anon who wanted more Dom content, and also, YES ID LIKE TO SEE READER TOPPING G1 S3 BOTS)
Hellll yeah we're doing Starscream whenever I can edit that thang
Okay, good that it would actually be read. I always feel like I'm shouting to a wall when I'm thinking about G1 season 3 anything. Like why the fuck are Galvatrons thighs so fucking fat on G1. Did the space meant for his mental stability go all into his thighs instead? Good God.
I'm also frankly fuckin shocked there's like net zero fics with G1 Arcee- (or even tfp Arcee) smut wise. I'd top them both and get topped, both versions of her are so attractive too. A crime.
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⦉Warnings ✘➥ ⦊ Some mild sexual tension but nothing crazy,
⦉Pronouns ★ ⦊ You, Your, Yours,
⦉Notes ✚ ⦊ Cybertronian reader, Shockwave: you're staring like a whore, Reader biting back a howl: What-?, Reader is Shockwave's assistant
When your work had been stopped yet again for the fourth consecutive time, is when Shockwave decided to intervene to rectify the proverbial road block in the project.
"You're distracted." He stated causing you to jolt. So seemingly distracted you hadn't even noticed he'd come over behind you. You turned around and gripped the edge of your own metal work desk now behind you.
"Um- just a tad." You scratched your cheek with a digit.
"Explain what is so intriguing it’s hampering your ability to focus on the project in progress." Distraction to this degree wasn't typically in your work ethic. He wouldn’t have made you his assistant otherwise.
"Um-" your optics darted downwards as if unsure. "Sorry... just got distracted by a pretty frame, my bad. I'll try to stop gawking like a pervert." You rubbed the back of your neck. A nervous action.
A pretty frame-?
The only bot that would even qualify for that description would be Knock Out. And he didn't frequent the lab space enough to be properly distracting you to such a degree.
Not Megatron. He could be described as physically attractive, but he was what most would consider rougher than a socially standard "pretty". Frame marked with strikes in his paint and the left over evidence of battle somewhere streaked across his metal.
Soundwave isn't exactly the social standard for "pretty" as well. A more leaning lanky frame and a duller paint scheme to avoid glare in flight. Neither of which marked for the definition "conventionally attractive". He also didn't come around as frequently as your distraction either.
It certainly wasn't Starscream. More than lanky, even easily described as gangly. Thinner than Soundwave. And though his paint was in better condition he was nowhere near in as good of a shape or shine as Knock Out.
There was no chance it was the predacon you were referring to. A four planted leg beastly frame. Though, yes the potential admiration to the successful project could perhaps be admired as "pretty". Though not the beasts frame itself. Rough and jagged edges.
The only other bots commonly in the room with you two were Decepticon troops.
Other than himself.
…
It was only you two in the lab at that moment in time.
Process of elimination ran through his helm again as he looked through the options for fact.
And every single thing pointed to himself being the most likely correct bot in question. The other answers simply making less sense than more. Leaving only the truth as the most likely option.
Which... perturbing to say the least if it was true. He wasn't exactly conventionally attractive. He did not have the traditional face plate as most bots did.
Though you had said "pretty frame" not "pretty face plate"...
His finials flicked to a fro twice before they stilled again. His focus returned back to you only for his finials to perk upwards. Finding you were quite blatantly running your optics over his frame. Gaze clearly running down his hips and then his thighs.
… You were in fact using the words "pretty frame" to describe Shockwave.
Which logically did not line up with common reality.
Something he could not accept since the facts did not line up correctly.
"Explain." The demand was short and simple. No need for much else he'd imagined.
You jerked and your helm shot back up to meet his gaze properly again. "Huh?" Clearly you were distracted again.
"Explain what you find attractive... on a frame such as mine."
You cycled your optics before huffing what may have been a laugh. "Well-" You glanced back downwards at Shockwave’s frame. "I like how you're shaped for one."
"My... shape?" He didn't quite fit the mold there. Shockwave was built bulkier than most as a tank.
"Yup." you only affirmed your previous statement. Your servo raised and you brought one digit up to tap against his front glass. His gaze glanced down towards it. "I like your glass and how that's shaped". You dragged your digit to the bottom edge of his glass before you'd dipped lower. Digit coming off his frame but hovering directly over it instead. "I like your hips and pelvis." Your digits fanned apart over one of his hips. Something that made him still. Not used to such a... gentle approach when he had physical contact with another mech.
Much more accustomed to heavy and violent servos on his frame.
You treated him like a glass beaker- not the tank he was and was clearly built as. Yet your servos dipped lower, gliding slowly and testing till you reached the outside of his thigh. "I like your thighs." Your helm leaned forward just a touch at the admittance, as if it was ill advised to say as freely and openly as you had.
Your frame just leaned a touch closer as well. "I like your pedes."
He could not allow that one a by without further explanation. "How so?" His pedes were thicker to support his heavier frame weight. Not exactly thin and simple as most would use the word "pretty" for as a descriptor.
You just looked back up once more, your optics meeting his gaze. Your derma curled and amusement bled into your expression. As if he'd said something humorous. Your servo came back up and your pointer and middle digits "walked" up his glass. You allowing your servo to travel further each time you scissored your two digit tips up his chassis. "I like how they're shaped." Another discrepancy.
Your servo raised and Shockwave’s helm turned to follow it. Your servo reaching forward. He hadn't moved given you'd not expressed an ounce of ill will towards him. No expressions of scheming on your expression. More importantly no reason for it. He also believed he could easily subdue you if you'd attempted to actually harm him at this distance. So he stayed where he was. Finding no need to move.
Though the quick rush down his spinal strut you'd caused made him instinctively tense up.
His finals flicked when one was rather casually touched by your digit. Digit pad actually gliding up the edge of it towards the finials tip. Your frame leaning forwards just a touch more to follow through with the glide.
If you'd gotten any closer then you currently were, your chassis would touch his own. "I like your finals. They're cute."
Cute.
Surprisingly it was the least preposterous statement out of you so far. Finials could rather widely be described as "cute" kibble. Though it was rare to describe a mech such as himself with the moniker. Shockwave had been bluntly told more than once he seemed "intimidating" as a mech. Which was logical. He was a large mech. He was heavier set. One of his arms was quite literally a weapon, one that could cause heavy damage through the power output it could fire off with. He did not have a traditional face plate, and he only had a singular optic as opposed to two.
Your servo pulled away before it came to rest right against said exact weaponry. Palm flat and your em field ghosted across his front. He focused in on it. Eager to find any other clues to a satisfactory conclusion. Your em field was inquiring, amused to a degree, delighted to another. Softly warm and rather inviting. No ounce or inkling of fear or apprehension to it. It was not something he could quite frankly ever recall being on the receiving end of.
Ergo he did not know the correct response to your actions. Your servo brushed against the edge of his gun attachment. Gentle yet again. Your slow touch sending some prickles underneath his plating.
Other servo raising and dragging over his visible bio-luminescent lights. The ones on his front upper chassis. Circling a digit pad over one, following the circumference of the curricular shape. "I like your bio highlights..." another subdued point of contact that seemed to have rather noticeable effects on his plating sensors.
How odd.
Your face plate like your frame was rather close to his optic. Smile still on your derma. "Shall I go on, Shockwave?"
It was rather enlightening when he comprehended that you were being truthful. You were genuine with your attraction towards his frame. Shockwave’s frame of all things.
You were an oddity.
The only explanation left meaning you simply had... unconventional tastes in mechs.
A logical explanation.
"No need. I understand you do in fact find my frame attractive." You continued to stare at him to the degree he had begun to debate if he should be the first to speak again.
"Thank you for satisfying my curiosity." With that he took a step backwards. Giving you one last look before he'd turned to continue on with his former task.
"Anytime, babe." His finals flicked at the verbiage and he paused at the unfamiliar word. He found himself wanting to turn back around to ask the meaning of the name.
But he'd ignored it to instead focus back on his work.
Ignoring the lingering humming traces that felt as if they were left on his frame. From your digits and servo.
Which made no logical sense. There was nothing for you to leave against his frame after you'd stopped touching him. Your touch was also much too light to be registering so strongly in himself as it had in actuality.
…
You were an oddity in more ways than one.
Ending RB/comment Divider support made by: @/cursed-carmine