(Correctness of quotes not guaranteed)

eggman, about to drain the chaos emeralds’ energy and throw sonic into orbit: See you in hell, you stupid fruit!

nack: Christmas isn’t about Jesus or Santa. It’s about the mafia. knuckles: The exact opposite of what you just said is true.

eggman: I’m giving out rotisserie chickens to trick-or-treaters tonight. *elsewhere* sonic: Who gave Tails a rotisserie chicken when he went trick-or-treating???

rouge: Why do sexy people (me) have to suffer so much?

shadow: I'm so fucking sick of the insensitive ass questions cis people ask. "Is there blood on your clothes?" "Why do your eyes glow in the dark?" "Are those fangs?" like shut up.

*on the Ark, during the Finalhazard battle* sonic: Shadow, Shadow. shadow: Yeah? sonic: I can’t- I can’t find any more rings in the Ark. I gotta know before you die, how- how do you use the horseys in chess?

sonic: All our rooms are so full of trash that there’s no more space! tails: That’s just your room. amy: My room’s clean. sonic: That’s none of my business!

vector: *bangs fist on table* Do you know why we’re here today? charmy: What? espio: Hurry up and get this done. vector: I’m asking because I don’t know. Do you know why we’re here?

sonic: Love when chao are chatty. Like hell yeah chao chao dude what else you got to say?

tails: Sonic is a good fighter in battles, but off the battlefield... knuckles: He’s an idiot. sonic: No! I’m a comedian! shadow: An idiot who thinks he’s a comedian.

sonic, holding up his chao: Stinky. amy: No!! Don’t be mean!!! sonic, swaying him back and forth in the air: Stinky bastard man. amy: No!!!!!!!! tails, not looking up from his computer: Naughty boy. Brat chao. amy, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sonic, snapchatting knuckles: Locked in the garage handle fell off sonic: When will tails come home sonic: “Ill be home in 5 mins” sonic: I have started going insane the wall is sonic: My only friend sonic: I have named him brick sonic: Our relationship has developed sonic: He wants to take it to the next level sonic: Upstairs sonic: Im hilarious

sonic: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. shadow: Okay. sonic: And make out during the scary parts. shadow: Th- shadow: The scary parts. shadow: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

black doom watching shadow and sonic wrecking shit in the black comet looking for him: I want those twinks Obliterated.