#admin infinite

eggman: I’m giving out rotisserie chickens to trick-or-treaters tonight. *elsewhere* sonic: Who gave Tails a rotisserie chicken when he went trick-or-treating???

sonic: Going to hold Metal Sonic gently. tails:  He DEFINITELY weighs too much to hold comfortably, especially considering the. Metal. sonic: Going to pick him up with a forklift.

eggman: *builds a Shadow Android* shadow android: Wow, I feel anxious. shadow: This guy gets it.

nack: Christmas isn’t about Jesus or Santa. It’s about the mafia. knuckles: The exact opposite of what you just said is true.

metal sonic: aeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiou rocket metal and silver sonic: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu mecha sonic: holla holla get $ rocket metal: hahaha metal sonic: John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden mecha sonic: footbal all 5: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

caliburn: Don’t worry, Knave, you’ve got everything you need to defeat them. sonic: The power to believe in myself? caliburn: No, a sword. caliburn: Use me to stab them.

shadow: Sonic texted me “your adorable,” so I texted them back and said, “no, YOU’RE adorable.” rouge: And? shadow: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on three dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him, so I’m not going to say anything.

sonic, holding up his chao: Stinky. amy: No!! Don’t be mean!!! sonic, swaying him back and forth in the air: Stinky bastard man. amy: No!!!!!!!! tails, not looking up from his computer: Naughty boy. Brat chao. amy, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!