KatesNextFemBlog2

Have you been thinking of me?

I told you that was a loaded gun you were playing with

If this is your message you are definitely in the right place, I am your target audience.

I’m sorry, you were just telling me about your day, but I didn’t hear a word. This is all my twisted mind was seeing.

“You want my safe word?” she said, “My safe word is don’t-you-dare-fucking-stop-you-twisted-motherfucker.”

My girl does it good

Gurgle my name again.

My friend was telling me he thinks his wife is faking orgasms. Yeah, I said, I don’t have that problem with my girl.

Oh my god, she whined, how are you still so fucking hard? You already came twice!

If this is your message you are definitely in the right place. I am your target demographic.

I’m sorry, you were just telling me all about your day, but I didn’t hear a word. This is all my twisted mind was seeing.

I don’t know where my new neighbors are from or what language they speak, but they think I’m a private aerobics instructor and my name is OhFuckMeDaddy.

My friend confided in me that he thinks his wife is faking orgasms. Yeah, I said, I don’t have that problem with my girl.

You were just smiling at me and saying hello, so sweet, but this is the only message getting to my twisted mind.

If you wear an ensemble like this on our first date I must assume you meant for me to see it.

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