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me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

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When STEM people have fun.

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“November comes And November goes, With the last red berries And the first white snows. With night coming early, And dawn coming late, And ice in the bucket And frost by the gate. The fires burn And the kettles sing, And earth sinks to rest Until next spring.”

— Clyde Watson

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Inktober day 2: Mindless!

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I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

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Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

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THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

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I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

fiveholesinthefence

When you ask the traffic lights way too many questions.

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srsfunny

I’ve been here longer than you and I’ve never seen a ghost here

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I had to read that 4 times before my brain actually got it.

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If I'm ever worried that I am a non functioning adult I will just remind myself of the GP this morning who has been doing her consultations in her prescription sunglasses because she has in the past week lost all 5 of her reading glasses. I had to dial a phone number for her because she couldnt see the buttons properly in the dark

meatball-surgeon

i’m so glad i’m not the only person in the middle section of the Venn diagram of [competent doctor] and [absolute human disaster]

last week i put my shirt on back to front and didn’t notice until a consultant told me in a room full of people

this week i exploded a biro pen in my mouth in front of God and the entire theatre team

this GP is VALID.

dxmedstudent

I thought this was mandatory. You mean there are docs out there who aren't?

quilavastudy

I literally walked into a wall in front of the receptionist on my ward the other day. Like straight into it, I turned around to leave and forgot it was there.

Also, the other day I completely forgot to put my bleep on, and I was sitting in the office hearing someone’s bleep go on and onnnn and I was thinking ‘wow come on dude, answer your bleep that’s so annoying!’ Then I realised the bleep noise was slightly muffled and coming from my own bag. Oops.

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This is Staying In Your Own Lane 101

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[internal dialogue] “What the- that guy’s got horns! That’s not normal. Well, not gonna ruin my day.”

unhealthies

actual role model

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So, I took my little puppies outside today for the first time and they’re so unbelievably brave while simultaneously being the biggest morons I’ve ever seen. I’ve decided to name every one of them Jaime Lannister.

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Jaime Lannister #1 just ran head first into a tire, backed up, and did it again.

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Jaime Lannister #4 just tried to fight my 90lb lab.

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Jaime Lannister #2 been laid out in the driveway for a straight 15 minutes. Thought he might be dead. Nope. He’s alive and drunk on sunlight.

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The puppy formally known as Jaime Lannister #5. She hasn’t done anything stupid so far. Just catching up on her beauty sleep.

Name changed to Brienne of Tarth.

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Brienne of Tarth thinks the cat is her mother. I said “that not your moms, Bri. He’s a dude.” No reaction. Renamed Jaime Lannister #5

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You are so right, friend. Brienne of Tarth reinstated.

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How could I forget that doofus! So sorry #3! Jaime Lannister #3 ate a beetle after I yelled at him not to and then immediately proceeded to throw it back up. Beetle was still alive. JL #3 ate it again.

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Behold, 4 dumbass Jaime Lannister’s and 1 Brienne of Tarth(middle puppy)

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Update: Today, Brienne of Tarth got stuck in a hole and didn’t know how to climb her way out of it and Jaime Lannister #1, forever the knight in shining armor, jumped into the hole after her!! Now, they’re both stuck. But they’re together.

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Update: They like to sleep in the ‘bear pit’ now

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Update: Jaime Lannister #3 and Brienne like to sleep in the food bowl

The other Jaime Lannister’s prefer to nap on an old broom

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This is the only Game of Thrones content I will allow on my blog.

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Me, digging hozier out of his shallow grave at the base of a willow tree: hey buddy what’s new

Hozier, blinking in the golden mid-morning sunlight: my lover moves with the wind, as chaotic as the churning sea, as deadly as a raging blaze. When her eyes meet mine, i see myself dying in her arms, by her hand, and my soul finally knows bliss

Me, tucking him back in until spring: okay sleep tight buddy

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The cow is finally done! This ufo is also a music box; when you pull on the cow, it plays the x-files theme song!

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doodadeals

“im learning another language” can only mean two things:

I have been studying this language for over a decade please forgive any mispronunciation im still learning

i have a 2 day streak in duolingo and IM REALLY FEELING IT THIS TIME

profeminist

“National Geographic called me and asked me to write the feminist facts about how The Lion King gets lion pride dynamics all wrong. I happily complied. Lions are matrilineal!!

When I contacted Craig Packer, one of the world’s leading lion researchers, to talk about this story he was IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE. He Skyped me almost instantly from a camp in Kenya and said he’s been waiting for someone to ask him this question since the original film came out.

Anyway, if The Lion King were real, Nala would be the star, Sarabi would be holding her up saying everything the light touches is our kingdom, Simba would have left and never come back, and when Nala got old enough Sarabi would have carved out a territory for her to rule.”

- Erin Biba‏

In real life, Simba’s mom would be running the pride

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UPDATE:

“Reasons men gave for lecturing me on lion pride social structure and telling me one of the world’s leading lion researchers is wrong (I am not kidding these are real): -Watched The Lion King DVD extras -Read a textbook 25 years ago -Has been to the zoo -Everyone just knows

If you ever wondered what it’s like to be a woman that communicates science, this is what it’s like. Any expertise you or your sources may have gained over decades of hard work are null and void because someone watched a DVD extra 25 years ago.”

- Erin Biba

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