rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk
Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.
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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk
Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.

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The C̛̯̿͋̾o̵̰̺ͪ͊ͅo͚͚̾͑l K̛͉͍͈̈̕͟ȉ̴̟d̟̀̽s̡ are back in town
(the point of Abstraction in the story isn't lost on me but I'd just love to see it be possible to bring them back somehow)
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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
Official ominous fortune
gonna post a controversial take alright are y’all ready??
…
actually typing out emoticons like XD and :D and :V never should have gone out of fashion and you can pry them out of my cold dead hands okay I know emojis are fun but THEY DON’T CAPTURE THE EMOTION IN THE SAME WAY
so like
…yeah that was basically it, thanks for reading
also websites that automatically replace your typed out <3 and :D with emojis upon sending them are a Danger To Everything That’s Good In The World
bring back nose smilies :-)
There is no emoji that captures what I mean by :P (I do NOT mean “hur hur goofy-ass face!”) and the one for :^/ is not great. And lest we forget, 🤷🏻♀️ is absolutely inadequate compared to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Faces no emoji has ever managed to capture, imo:
:P
^_^
:3
^u^
:/
O.o
0.0
>:/
<(^u^)>
I am too old to stop using XD
i have never yet found an emoji that fully captures the shifty energy of:
>_>
<_<
Oh man, I’ve missed O.o
Especially alternating to really capture how boggled you are.
O.o
o.O
O.o
Whatever the name of this team is, I am on it
this is awesome
._. is pretty good too and 😐 just ISN’T THE SAME
XD, ^-^, :3, <3, and =P until death
¬_¬ is the most eloquent keystroke combo
U_U is my fav, and also O_O
the SHEER MISCHIEF of OvO
me af
Some personal favorites of my own:
:3c
>:3c
OF7o
òwó
ú_ù
n_n
owo
oTL
=(Ô . Ô)=
Kaomoji (≧ᗜ≦)
>:3 Rawr
Personal faves:
TTwTT
83
8U
>8U
>8Oc
>////<
>////>
(-^_^-)
( 6w6;;;)
( > ^ <;;)
=(^w^)=
\o/
OTL
my favorite thing is that my phone has a built-in emoticon part so I can super easily just do
✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧
( ˘ ³˘)♥
( T_T)\(^-^ )
ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ
〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻
ಠ_ಠ
with just a quick little tap
you can pry good old fashioned emoticons from my cold, dead hands
(and even then it’s gonna be a struggle)
…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
:3-< ball python puppy face go blelelele
and
-.-
will never lose its “Ben Affleck Smoking image deep sigh” dejected resignation.
thinking about jayce holding viktor and loving him in every form: cyborg touched by the arcane, machine herald, astral projection. how he was just happy to see him alive, and nothing else mattered. how he never stopped looking for viktor after he left him.
this is so similar with jax and pomni. pomni never stopped believing in jax. she held her even after she abstracted. even after jax said she hated her. she never stopped holding on to her even after she saw her whole story.
how both jayvik and funnybunny never became officially canon but they never needed to. their love already transcends friendship and romance and time and space.
idk if it even makes any sense. i love doomed cartoon gay people
why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic
He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.
Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.
Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.
And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?
Capitalism is disgusting.
Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj
What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

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i have a suggestion
i'm gonna say this and i PRAY that everyone agrees with me:
transandrophobia is real
transmisogyny is real
exorsexism is real
turn friendly fire off
and help each other out
Now that is some vintage sports goth
This ad is very ominous and threatening.
Are you fucking kidding me
Official ominous ad
let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no
the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function
Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?
Japanese: Samui desu ne?
British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?
i have to do everything around here
i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.
my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.
me: ok. i guess i get that??
this post: its like saying “innit?”
me: oh. oh no.
fun fact: afaik, "-ne" was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from "né?", which the contraction of "não é?", "isn't it?".
It's LITERALLY "innit".
oh so like "eh" in canadian
*un-Babels your Tower*
In german we just put "or?" At the end. Same purpose

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i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy
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SHOWER TIME REMINDER!
this is totally appropriate and necessary to start teaching