Gay Cartoons and Old Memes

tragic: mutual puts a fandom poll on your dash begging you to vote for blorbo bleebus but you know in your heart that the other option, blingus blarbo, is the correct choice. on some judas shit. forgive me brother for you have forced my hand.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

Me, slowly scrolling, murmuring, “please, please, please let ‘double dumbass on you’ be on this list”

Have I considered ozempic? Idk have you considered my huge ass? What kind of cop brained loser would I have to be to become a beautiful woman with huge naturals and then take the get skinny fast but only while you keep taking it injection? Sad

i tried to be her star pawn...but she treated me like property, brother