Welcome, Doomscroller

It was a clitorical question

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

you shoulda seen the size of those rooms, man, it was like, floor to ceiling

fuuuuuck dude that’s class. were they wall to wall?

they were wall to wall too bruv it was mental

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

"is this anything?" (I open my palm to show you a pure concept)

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

looks great!

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)