yippee

i took 50g of music and im starting to black out

when your wife leaves you and it’s your fault #bobdylan

I'm so terrified of ever going under anesthesia what if I tell my mom I'm a faggot

if you respond to “I want to temporarily die” with “that’s called sleeping” then you do not understand me.

i hope i am not just an online presence to you all but also someone who has a really bad headache

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

i was not expecting this to get notes. i appreciate the thank yous and acknowledgments in the tags from fellow shys who top or dom and are tired of assumptions

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here