i like your cosmology, baby

The left wing is damaged and one of the engines is offline. We're going to have to make a crash landing on that dog

This post was about landing an airplane on a dog to kill the dog

@babygirlbridger

I noticed you havent said anything about my new wound

I would be so good at being a lame husband

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

truly who is doing it like ice water

“it’s weird for queer minors to be friends with queer adults” oh my god. ohhh my god.

intergenerational community support, especially in a community that is split so much age wise as the queer community, is immensely fucking important. get to know older queers and younger queers. this is how communities frazzle out and die to infighting.

the hypothetical queer adult that people are mad over in the post this is refrencing is 35 years old. only 35.

its weird for any minors to be friends with any adults, queer or not. There should be no reason why unrelated adults or minors should be making close relationships in any sense outside of professional ones. I understand wanting education, but they can be taught when they are adults as well.

is this a joke.

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

romance is so fucking boring why don't you kill and eat eachother instead

freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other's beards and watched hentai together every weekend

That sentence started and ended in very different places

ughhh dude your divine wounds are leaking everywhere again... oh come on bro not on the couch i thought i told you no stigmata in the house