here in the whisperwarm wet

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

The deepest down of the ocean…….

It's important to have one medium you are pretentious about and another medium that shows you also have dogshit taste

Saw an ad the other day that was like having trouble concentrating at work? Try granola! And for a moment I was like ah a wholesome advertisement... Granola... Good for your brain... Anyway turns out that's the name of an AI assistant

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

It will get colder eventually dont even wooorry about a silly heat wave lol It will get so, so, so terribly cold And the blanket of snow will fall heavy until every thing is made still

let’s party

Lets seriously just let our hair down and have some fun

i want to let loose and act like tonight is forever

"this situation cannot possibly be improved by me opening my stupid mouth" is perhaps the most important thought that it's possible to have

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday