WELCOME!!!!!

hecate bless this transfem bounty

This is yet another thing I thought Pratchett had made up but turned out to be totally real.

Unrelated but any time someone mentions clown makeup I'm reminded of how highly successful stage magician Penn Jillette almost flunked out of clown college and had to take remedial clown makeup classes.

The poor mortician can't figure out why it still won't close, and has to remove 5 dead clowns from the coffin before it finally shuts.

I’m convinced trickster deities and creatures exist, and that this is their typical profession.

why would a trickster deity become a mortician

Clown.

Never call me that again or I'll squirt you with my flower and honk my nose and I'll blow the house down

M'aiq is innocent of any wicked crime

there is no good or christian way to say this but i was rating the tf2 models’ ass sizes based off gmod models and i have never ever in my life seen a fictional fucking rear as concave as the soldier from tf2. there isnt just nothing there, its entirely void, like it was deflated by a pin or removed by a cosmic force, this man has whatever the opposite of cake is, some sort of sour liquid ration, absolutely no ass to speak of, merasmus kicked him out and cast spells of incurvate your ass, its what he lost in the war, its the price he pays for hot russian single in his area, solid -6/10. holy shit.

tf2 heritage post