seals seals seals

sometime i think to myself: " maybe i can cornelius hickey my way out of this." then i realize that's exactly what he's been thinking. and i feel my life getting darker and darker

your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

happy 'I don't really have romantic feelings so I have a bunch of not necessarily romantic cards' day

does anyone remember feeling well

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing