not here! the white north has thy bones

another day volunteering at the labyrinth... everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck david bowie. buddy, they wont even let ME fuck david bowie.

thin veil today isnt it

it's STILL hilarious to me that the erebus lieutenants were dropping like flies so francis crozier promoted a new lieutenant. to terror.

#if i were charles de voeux who passed his exam but was still a mate#and a steward got promoted over me#i would absolutely mutiny too#and i were le vesconte who was the only lieutenant on a ship with the vast majority of the enlisted men#and the new hire was a steward from the other ship and too late to really make any difference#i would also decide to do whatever i wanted and leave the captain to his own devices (via @muchtodoonterror)

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

After giving it a lot of thought, and much soul-searching, I have decided that the only correct course of action is to kill everyone at this potluck with my enchanted cursed greatsword

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .