oh dear

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

miles: actually im thirteen so shutvthe fuck up

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

I’m so glad this post is back

this is better than an entire season of american horror story

is no one concerned that he did not blink ONCE

dec 26- dec 30 is a liminal space

and I still have to go to fucking work

theater kids be like: “m*cbeth”

in this world, it’s bitch or be bitchin’

migrating to twitter bc tumblr might die is pure crackheadery if this thing goes down I’m just gonna start reading books