Too lazy for a good name

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

and like why is there even still gender segregated tennis in the first place. it's hitting shit with a racket. anyone can do that against anyone. like I feel like we've had pretty significant proof that women can and do whup any man's ass at tennis for uuuuuuh however long the Williams sisters have been doing it. what on earth is the point of "sex testing" the players. let them all just hit the fucking balls at whoever they want who gives a fuck.

They sting. I got ouched by one a couple days ago. The vest is for your protection.

You know this was from 2013 cause burgers were a dollar

? that’s not the picture i pasted but ok

pandora’s box but it’s a gamecube

She opens up the disc drive and all the horrors of the world are released but there is also a copy of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

That’s the hope that was left at the bottom

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

World Heritage Post

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

I love following people who post abt pro wrestling bc they'll share gifsets of two dudes just straight up having gay sex in the ring and then the camera pans out on a cheering crowd of like 500 people

A local bar is doing like a puppy girl/cat girl rave type thing and they have plastered all over it “not a kink event, this is not pet play” and I’m like are u fucking kidding me…

this event is pet serious