things are getting strange, I'm starting to get jolly

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

Prelude to an ass kicking

Dude I could really use a red health potion with a [+20 HP] right about now..

if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty

give me 10 years and maybe I'll finish a thing or two

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

We need to kill everyone who works at youtube yesterday.

Descriptions are a mere boondoggle, but AUTO DUBBING? Upscaling???? Isn't this a violation of IP consent?

Cooking is a good skill to have because competence is seen as hot

And I guess eating food keeps you alive or something, that part I don't know

I just learned about the existance of “pretend to work” spaces in China where you can pay to pretend to work at a realistic looking fake office so that you can take selfies to pretend that you have a job and get your family to stop asking why you’re unemployed. Which is like such a capitalism thing that I have no joke to make about it.

They’ve got like meeting rooms and fake interviews and break rooms and stuff. This is like four year old watching dad going to his job at the business factory stuff but to trick your parents

Hey…. Hey… Character’s covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood