me asf at least once a week..

everyday i’m asking myself why netflix would pay 80 million dollars to keep friends but wouldn’t add this absolute gem to their library

What is this show called?

“drake and josh”

okay, gotta say, i’ve seen a bunch of these before, but “i wish to harm the melody machine” may possibly be the funniest goddamn one of them a l l

saddest part is that none of that feels exaggerated

Because it’s not. They really didn’t go overboard with any part of this episode. Even the payout that was offered the victim was, in corporate terms, totally viable. 

People want to complain that Horace Slughorn wasn’t a well written Slytherin, but trashing your house, faking your death and transfiguring yourself into an armchair to avoid an uncomfortable conversation is about as Slytherin as it gets.

It wasn’t even his house

^THAT is as Slytherin as it gets