*Teaching Thor to be a Guardian 3/?*
Quill: weāre outnumbered! Drax, did you tell Thor to get help?
Drax: yes but I havenāt seen him since-
Rocket: *flies past them in a furry swearing blur*
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*Teaching Thor to be a Guardian 3/?*
Quill: weāre outnumbered! Drax, did you tell Thor to get help?
Drax: yes but I havenāt seen him since-
Rocket: *flies past them in a furry swearing blur*

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Bucky: h-
Steve: oh you thought I said Iām with you till the end of the line?? I meant hairline. Yeah Iām old now sorry about that oof but have a nice life Bucket, you were a real one
Bucky:
Drax: how close are you to each other?
Gamora: heās the heart to my soul
Quill: sheās the right buttcheek to my left buttcheek
Just a lot a few characters come to mind :))
Rocket: close your eyes bro
Quill: why bro?
Rocket: just do it bro
Rocket: what do you see?
Quill: nothing
Rocket: thatās what you are bro
Quill: bro- wait you liTTLE SHIT COME BACK HERE

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*Teaching Thor to be a Guardian 2/??*
Quill: *holding up pictures*
Quill: whoās this?
Thor: Drax
Quill: and this?
Thor: why Mantis, of course
Quill: okay... and this...?
Thor:
Thor: rabbit-
Rocket: NO
āItās a
prototype fin!ā
*Teaching Thor to be a Guardian 1/?*
Quill: okay, the galaxy is in trouble, BIG trouble and it needs guarding... who do you call??
Thor:
Thor: the Avengers-
Quill: WEāRE THE FREAKIN GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY MAN HOW MANY TIMES DO I-
starmora shippers watching endgame:
*watching endgame*
me: I canāt wait until Gamora comes on screen
Gamora: *comes on screen*
me: KSJDSK!!JSHSJDH!,!DDHJ,!SHS
Gamora: *goes off screen*
me:
me: I canāt wait until Gamora comes on screen

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āI saw her. I saw her on earth that day. It was her.ā
āIt was her but it wasnāt our Gamora. She didnāt recognise you.ā
āOkay but- is that really the point? If that Gamora is out there somewhere then we have to find her. She belongs here with us, thatās how itās meant to be.ā
IM WRITING A GUARDIANS FIX IT FIC TO CURE ALL THE CONFUSION AND UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ENDGAME LEFT US WITH. idc what marvel say, the Guardians are not the Guardians unless Gamora is there and in this fic I wonāt stop until I create a logical headcannon of how they find her.
Come join the angst party with 80s music playing in the background ā“
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Rocket: can you keep a secret?
Drax: I can but Mantis canāt
Mantis: I told you that in confidence!
okay so my 2 year old cousin canāt say the word ācaptainā and for some reason pronounces it as the word āchickenā instead but really thinks heās saying ācaptainā.
So one day I was talking to him about superheroes and he goes āChicken Americaā and as if I wasnāt losing it already I said āhey look, itās Chicken Americaā and he looked at me with the most serious expression and said āitās not Chicken America, itās Chicken America!ā and to this day I canāt, I just canāt.
āEven when I had nothing I had Clucky.ā
- Chicken America
After reading this again this is all my could brain say. Iām sorry, Iāll show myself out.
okay so my 2 year old cousin canāt say the word ācaptainā and for some reason pronounces it as the word āchickenā instead but really thinks heās saying ācaptainā.
So one day I was talking to him about superheroes and he goes āChicken Americaā and as if I wasnāt losing it already I said āhey look, itās Chicken Americaā and he looked at me with the most serious expression and said āitās not Chicken America, itās Chicken America!ā and to this day I canāt, I just canāt.
#love

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*on a mission with faulty earpieces*
Quill: Is everybody in position?
Gamora: What?
Mantis: Is someone talking?
Quill: Okay good. On three. One.
Rocket: What did he say?
Quill: Two.
Drax: Wait, I am not in position. *aero-rig malfunctioning*
Quill: Three!
Gamora: Iām ready for the countdown!
Quill: Iām not hearing anyone! Abort mission!
Rocket: He said āGo!ā
*everyone begins shooting wildly*
Kraglin: howās your life?
Quill: Gamora is doing pretty good thanks