in limbo

it's literally the summer of rpf

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

#i’d illegally download you all

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

hrpf but instead of any romance your teams just make better choices

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

(one beer in) im not saying id suck this old man off im just saying if his hips were in the general vicinity of my parted lips then whatever happens happens

sports arent real

WHIMSY IS NON-NEGOTIATABLE

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.

ahaha brooooo you have to check out how soft the skin on my inner thigh is this shit is crazy. no like just put your palm there and gentle caress with your thumb lmao it's like nuts you've gotta check this shit out. please.