oh my god, we’re doing this again

maybe joseph woll will go on a long journey of self discovery and battle injuries and media and his inner demons all the way to a stanley cup just like the last beloved leafs goalie that was cruelly divorced from his emotional support arizonan

also did they just basically announce to the world that akhtyamov is their goalie of the future?? on this the night of game 3 of the calder cup final?? good luck tonight buddy. btw stolarz is fine for now but he's in his early 30s (aka ancient) so the future of this franchise kinda rests on your shoulders now. don't worry about it. go marlies.

it's funny because I'm at the point with the leafs now where nothing they do could shock me. they could one for one swap auston matthews for a 2nd round draft pick and I'd be like yeah I guess that's happening now. they haven't shattered my spirit or crushed my soul just yet but they have shredded my heart enough times that I've invested in a titanium replica and no one can break it but me.

if I pretend the toronto maple leafs don't exist they cannot hurt me

it's been hours and I'm still emotional about jordan staal handing the cup off to freddie right away. it's what he deserves. I haven't been this happy to see someone win a cup since naz. I could cry all over again just thinking about it.

love u jeff (even when you stress me out)

this constant threatening without delivering is frustrating but tbh at this point the yankees need to actually win a world series before I care what their coaches, players, or fans have to say about us

should we start another mcadoo at bat controversy. should they have taken him out before his first plate appearance. get john schneider on the broadcast now to answer for his crimes.

that's our guy. our walk machine. I missed him.

I love how when davis schneider is at the plate you can see exactly what he is thinking at all times through his body language alone

"fresh off losing a winnable baseball game" oh jamie you always know how to get me excited for another day of blue jays baseball

how have we been living without alejandro kirk for this long