TO KILL A MOCKING-BITCH

men be like: oh no,, my ego, my poor ego! oh woman, could you spare a stroke? stroke my ego just once? oh, you refuse? that’s fine, i don’t mind. i diagnose you with whore

Random acts of kindness are just lovely

remember when Ari made the word crotch sound angelic 

Her enunciation was really good in this video.

“Pack your shit and leave” I am a stan for life

This has such chaotic energy

You can teach a man to fish

you are allowed to teach a man to fish

Just feel free!

But so help me god if I catch a single one of you fuckers leading a horse to water

Every December Wikipedia put that notice up begging for money like, “look man, we doing bad out here. The ‘lectric company said they want the whole thing not just a partial payment. We gone have to shut the site down by new years if you don’t donate”.

me who looks something up on there at least once a day every day for the past 15 years: tsk pass

oh god

I cannot believe….

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

This scared the Fuck out of me as a kid