brutus/bane

hate when men have big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow . shut the fuck up

DEMOCRACY = DEM ALL CRACY

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

if you're in a happy healthy relationship with the love of your life please keep it to yourself

i should just outright say, at a baseline: if you believe literally ANY politician is just doing anything purely out of the goodness of their heart, you are a sucker. if you're savvy and sufficiently intelligent (which i like to assume my followers are) this is so obvious as to not even be worth mentioning. however, this is why, ultimately, the only thing you can really trust a politician on is their literal actions. what they say and whatever lip service they give is irrelevant; what they DO is what's important, and in that sense, whether or not their stated motives are sufficiently "pure" is kind of irrelevant.

Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber