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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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wow why did you have to say this
Jean-Michel Basquiat working on an untitled painting in 1986.

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i have one word for 2023: please
Look I know everyone is getting the porn bot follows but like .. what's are they even for? What's the point of them? What are they trying to accomplish?
idk man, maybe itâs just the british/indian in me jumping out but Iâve always just blindly assumed this lady was holding a teacup, this is the first time Iâve actually looked at her hands and now Iâm mad,
Did somebody edit this? It is usually a teacup, right?
ITS A FUCKING CUPCAKE???
WHAT????
Ooof. Me 100%

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Was ist der Werbung los??? Ich krieg plĂśtzlich Werbung fĂźr Rewe, Lego, Heinz Ketchup?? Wo ist meine Viagra Werbung??
Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your âreal personâ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting

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finding out that almost all other animals donât have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester
like, hey, cat why donât you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you
wack.
humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?
evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise*Â
Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:
Periods
Bad backs
Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned
Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems
Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less
Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now
Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing
â˘Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and donât grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.
â˘Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.
â˘Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.
â˘knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, theyâre basically broken forever without massive outside influence.
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I donât know, I kind of think fucked up human physiology is a testament to our capacity to care for each other. Like, these traits could have easily caused us to go extinct if we werenât such social animals who depend on each other in a community
Youâre right but that doesnât make my shitty knees hurt less.
important!!!
transcript:
A person with a somewhat masculine voice says in a higher pitched tone, âBlue hair is weird!â They then change their voice to their regular tone, and say, âIâm gonna teach you this how I would teach a child. I donât know your life story, but for the sake of making this an educational video, Iâm gonna use stereotypes, so only take what resonates with you.
One child is born in a seemingly functional, to their awareness, loving family, while the other is getting quite the opposite. You canât choose that youâre born with it, so youâre put out in this world and the majority of your peers are like you, and the majority of your teachers, parents and authority are like you, and the majority of the media out there is showing people like you. So all of the kids that are not depicted by this media feel erased and different immediately from the time theyâre born, how they are born. You may feel too feminine as a boy, too masculine as a girl, like youâre in the wrong body, like you donât think exactly neurotypically as everyone else, youâre too thin, youâre too thick, youâre too dark, youâre not dark enough. Kids like this immediately understand the struggle of not being accepted by the majority, and if itâs not the peers doing it, keep in mind they have the same authority and media only depicting the majority of one type of person.
So both the outcasts and the masses are gonna ask the same question of how do I fit into society, and the majority of the authority and media is gonna be saying things like âGod is the answer,â âman marries woman,â âgirls are this way, boys this way.â You have a set amount of rules that if you have no reason to question, youâre not gonna disagree with. But when this world has taught you itâs not for people like you, youâre gonna ask, âwhy is it that way?â which brings us to, âwho is teaching us this?â Oh, people from this era or earlier, whoâs making this stuff, people in this era or earlier, âLet me do my research on who taught them that stuff.â
A common flaw with human beings is that they accept societal norms that are only in place for a little bit over their lifetime because they never lived to see a reason to question it. When you are born in a world thatâs seemingly against you, you have reason to research why these traditions are in place, and you say, âWow, if I happened to be born in the 1900s, pink was for boys and blue was for girls, and cheerleading is for boys and heels are for men, and the bible was changed to be anti-gayâ. Itâs almost like what we are taught is unreliable and not inherently factual, and in the time this was being taught, no one in the masses was disagreeing.
Everyoneâs born in a box, but we werenât all born with default settings, so we learned that humans can express themselves however they want. The way you think that only natural hair colors is normal, or how you dress is the right way, or blue hair automatically makes you weird, or pronouns equals liberal, that is taught to you. If this existed in the 1900s, this would be awesome [he points at blue hair], and this would just be english language [he points at pronouns]. When youâre wildly accepted by the masses, I see why you wouldnât want to step down, youâre at the top of the pyramid. But the reason that we dye our hair blue is that the only people that wildly accepted us are other people who werenât afraid of being different.
Now listen, maybe you just like authentically being a part of the masses, maybe your true self likes this stuff, thatâs fine. But you also have to acknowledge that you were taught to avoid anything that would get you bullied or a negative reaction by the masses. So therefore, whoâs really the top of the pyramid? [He flips the pyramid drawing upside-down].â
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