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Caleb told frumpkin to distract her so she doesn’t steal <3

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I’m doing a Pokemon x Crossover series and first up was KPDH - Mira!
i like that we all collectively ignore the many reasons why they cant touch ever (and that rocky is as heavy as a fridge)
💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Cleaning Cube Wondrous item, common ___
This Tiny, sentient piece of an enchanted gelatinous cube is harmlessly soapy, instead of acidic, and enjoys cleaning the surfaces it travels across. When found, the "cleaning cube" is a dehydrated, 2-inch cube. While dehydrated, the cube is inanimate and its weight is negligible. You can place the dehydrated cube in 1 or more gallons of water as an action, causing it to animate and grow in size to become a 1-foot cube that weighs 6 pounds. The rehydrated cube moves slowly while animated in this way, methodically cleaning objects and surfaces it comes into contact with. The cube remains hydrated for up to 8 hours, but can be squeezed as an action (as if it were a sponge) to dehydrate it again early.
The "cleaning cube" is considered a magical object and is not a creature. It has a speed of 1 foot and can climb difficult surfaces, including upside down on ceilings, without needing to make an ability check. It has AC 10, 10 hit points, and has resistance to all damage. The cube dehydrates when it drops to 0 hit points, but regains all its hit points when hydrated again.
𝙎𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚. The "cleaning cube" is a sentient unaligned item with an Intelligence of 1, a Wisdom of 6, and a Charisma of 1. It has hearing and blindsight out to a range of 60 feet. It can’t speak or read, but obeys your commands as best as it can understand them.
𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮. The "cleaning cube" is happiest finding and dissolving dirt and other grime, and enjoys the feeling of moving across clean, polished surfaces. It doesn’t concern itself with combat, preferring to continue its cleaning instead of involving itself in confrontation. If the cube finds a stray coin, gemstone, or other similar small item out of place while it cleans, it will absorb and clean the item until it’s removed by a creature as an action or until it becomes dehydrated once again. ___
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Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

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Worldbuilding Wednesday: The Grand Library
(remember Worldbuilding Wednesday?? We need to bring it back.)
I had a d&d character some years back that I came up with a very cool concept for, that I haven't been able to use since.
Scroll was a dwarven knowledge cleric. They worshipped a god known as the Grand Library. The Library is a god that is also a place, a deity of knowledge that manifests as a repository of it.
Anyone who is deep enough in an archive, library, or other collection of knowledge might take a wrong turn and find themself in a different place, a pocket universe where the floors are marble inlaid with poems and equations, and the shelves are stacked with tomes no mortal has ever seen. The Library does not speak, but when it chooses you as a cleric you know it as well as you know your mother tongue. Those chosen may come and go as they please; many stay to tend the ever-growing twisting halls of the Library, but others venture forth to find more material, or to enlighten the world with knowledge.
The city-complexes within the library support thousands of clerics. Enclosed terraces with glowing marble ceilings grow bountiful crops. The farmer-librarians know every agricultural technique that has ever existed; their crops are genetic libraries in themselves.
The Library grants spells like any other god. Prayer to the Library takes place as bibliomancy; flip to a random place in a random book and you will find guidance.
People always get so weird about my participation in the Flat Earth Advocacy Group. For the last time, we aren't cranks, we aren't conspiracy theorists, we're definitely not geocentrists, and our policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently is
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She's being so big and brave.

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Louis owning half of Lestat's merch sales, opening up a hotel specifically to invite Lestat to the grand opening Knowing it will be trashed somehow just so he can force Lestat to talk to him in civil court, insisting on a "fan experience" to make up for the property damage (the lawyer literally said "yes you have to fuck him if you want him to drop the lawsuit"), using the meeting to try and force Lestat to talk about their relationship problems, and then going to the concert just to look uninterested the entire time.....he is in fact a beautiful unwell!
Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy
Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”
“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”
“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”
“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”
“WHY QUESTION???”
To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.
“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”
“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”
“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”
“WHY QUESTION?????”
Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.
Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.
Given the number of obsessive tropical fish keepers the real issue is there is only one fish.
Eridians are fighting over minute details over the tank settings and decor. That gravel is too big, the artificial ocean waves aren’t hitting the simulated shore correctly. We need more fake plants to make the human happy but not those ones.
When, years after Grace has passed on, other humans eventually arrive on an exploration ship to say hello, all hell breaks loose. The humans were hoping for friendly second-contact but did not expect for swarms of Eridians to compete for the right to house them. Each Eridian attempting to attract human visitors to their own obsessively designed biodome and house.
Mudkip!

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