Enjoy Everything!

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to “no support needs” and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.

You will never 100% idiotproof your creative work & if you try to, you will only succeed in smothering the soul out of it. btw

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

high-5!

i am so easily impressed by trees