hello

me when my mom’s looking for me and im alone in bed with the lights off and the blinds drawn

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.

it used to be like that

im actually double majoring in respecting women and minecraft

do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.

I love that Thor is adopting human/earth based colloquialisms and considers Avenging his day job. Like he’s an Asgardian prince but also commutes to another planet for work.

I want to adopt him.

Proper punctuation is everything, people.

you: nut me, an intellectual: boy syrup