*Tobirama and Izuna walking into Hashirama’s office*
Hashirama: Ah, welcome home! How was the mission?
Tobirama: We managed to infiltrate the village and get the information you required, Brother.
Izuna: *hands Hashirama a report* We got a lot more than that, brother.
Hashirama: Eh? What do you mean?
Tobirama, blushing: W-well. Well. You know we had to blend into this village, make people think we were just two normal people passing through …
Izuna: But that didn’t seem very convincing to me. Who comes from a village as far away as ours is just to “pass through” for no reason? So I thought —
Tobirama: Izuna thought the story might be more convincing if we told everyone that we were there to visit the hot springs for … our honeymoon.
Hashirama: Honeymoon? *chuckles* But you’re not even married, so how —
Izuna: *holds up his hand and shows off a large diamond ring* We are now!!
Tobirama, blushing: Well, it made sense, brother. We got married at a temple right outside the village, then proceeded to take our “honeymoon” there. Everyone was so happy for us, that getting people to open up and give us the intel we needed was a breeze.
Hashirama: I … I … c-congratulations? I’m sorry this is just so shocking, I don’t —
Izuna: *hugs Hashirama* Don’t worry, Big Bro! After we leave here we’re going to go tell Madara …
*Tobirama starts putting on his heavy-duty armor in the corner*
Izuna: But you know what, I think pretty soon I won’t be calling either of you “Big Bro”, I’ll be calling you “Uncle” … *smirks* Because with the way this one was going at me in that hotel room, I’m probably already preg -
Tobirama: Honestly, he took that better than I expected.