Sup I turned that giant snake Sonic finds in Lost World into rush hour traffic and made the burger man ride it
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Sup I turned that giant snake Sonic finds in Lost World into rush hour traffic and made the burger man ride it

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“Hey, emo boy!”
(he a lil embarrassed :3€)
would you guys wanna read KAGIS (Killing A God Is Strenuous), im so ready to ramble about it.
its kinda like the chosen one trope. except there's six of them. and they aren't chosen to save the world. they're being hunted down by angels. also demons. and some monsters.

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Okay, sorry, I dont even like talking about system shit on my own blog and I really dont like bringing it up here, but:
If you see me make a post that really doesnt seem like it fits here (mostly captains logs) or you get a notification that we posted but theres nothing there, its bc of Noot. He sucks at blogging and just wants to talk about disability stuff but he never checks to make sure its the right blog first.
Again, im really sorry and didnt want to bring it up, but ive gotten a couple of asks about it so i figured id better let yall know before he posts something stupid.