I draw sneezy dudes!

Was standing on the platform, trying to understand which lines were going where. Me and maybe hundreds of others. Rather than listen to the garbled announcements, we were reading the Infoboards with track changes and departure times.

A fellow in front of me with short grey hair, a short beard and thick rimmed spectacles starts sniffling a bit. Then he suddenly turns to the side, totally openly sneezing across the tracks.

"--HTSSHH! --PPTSSHHH! --HHPPSSH!"

A rapid triple, each getting a bit harsher and "less formed" relative to the last, if that makes sense. Each one is accompanied by a plume of misty spray, mingled with heavier drops that fly in arcs across the tracks.

He sniffs and wipes his nose with the back of his wrist and continues to look up at the Infoboard. About 15 seconds later, he quickly turns and sneezes once more.

"HHA-TSHHH!"

More seriously, here is something slightly more "finished" from 10 years ago. It's Viktor! Having a stuck sneeze being teased out by a trusted pal. It's been desperately needed, by the looks of it! Such production.

June 2016, goodness.

The Mystery Box: Put Snout In, Magic Happens. Heh heh.

March 2022, goodness. I'm posing old art again because 1) I want to show I'm still alive and 2) I haven't drawn new sneezy things yet. I've drawn other things! But those aren't for here.

I guess these tags work? Not sure what this established-character fella actually is. Dragon? Lizard? ... Human? Anyway!

Extra messy version below:

already made the guy, here's the post with the finished character! As for you, though you get a special gift for engaging with me specifically to ask about it, So have these doodles of him talking about snake anatomy while struggling not to sneeze teehee :))

sorry that it's just a really fast sketch compilation Trying to avoid burning out--