In Lieu of Flowers

say what you will about gen z but being able to say “it is wednesday my dudes” in the middle of a class and knowing they will respond with an ungodly screech? absolutely unbeatable

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

Good post OP

reblog for good luck and happiness

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

^literally what I thought

Having a bath and eating chocolate are like very related from my perspective so I never questioned it I just thought their third eye was woked up

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

My favorite hobby is describing socialism without using the word “socialism” and watching everyone in the room agree with me.

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

I don’t know what I expected.

If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

Can someone translate this?

Don’t try to guilt people by saying “I’m sorry I fucking suck.” “I’m sorry I’m just the worst and I should die” Because thats not an apology, thats trying to guilt the other person into dropping the subject.