TOAST Oフ

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

One of my favorite pieces of lore I've invented in my tomodachi life game is that there's a famous musician called Metal Pipe who has an album called Pipe Sounds that's just recordings of metal being dropped on concrete. And everyone loves it.

what doesn't kill you makes you overshare on the internet

almost reblogged this to lord cassius. would make it funnier

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Wh what are french fires

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.