talk binary to me

can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week

God forbid women do anything

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases

i see this post is going around again.. sort of like a bunch of infectious diseases i could name

kitten, daddy is gonna shoot himself after work

The thing that really sucks but everyone is too scared to talk about is that fumbling to plug your phone charger in doesn’t even scratch your phone

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

A long distance friend is a kind of dead wife