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i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

oh like clothes

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

What an evil world cup

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

england i need to u to get it the fuck together

oh my fucking godddd

england i need to u to get it the fuck together

oh my fucking godddd

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours