THE DARKEST STAR

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery

that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net

swish

from a certain standpoint birdwatching is a sort of gacha

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

idc about fluoride in the water supply im petitioning my congressman to add a drop of that mysterious green fluid that emits a ghostly green skull when you put it in

just one☝️drop a week could turn everyone sickly

Do u mind if I blight the land with my reanimated vassals

No go ahead

What if Lisa was homer

i understand this is about rhe simsons but i think i need further clarification

Did you seriously just hit me with your aoe