THE DARKEST STAR

how was the destroying and betraying yourself for nothing was the destroying and betraying yourself for nothing fun? it didn't look fun

What do you mean I have to feed my warriors every day? #FAILGENERAL

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

National Weather Service just said to watch for grave and ghostly apparitions of omen, misery and suspense between noon and 12:05 PM tomorrow

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

life is better when you're not malnourished btw

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

Children in real life also.

The humble Oxford comma

#you can understand op by using your brain