I am no mother. I am no bride. I am king.

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

I think it’s interesting that we have Neil describing Jean‘s grey eye colour at the banquet (when Neil is famously not big on giving us physical descriptions of people other then Andrew) and then telling us that his favourite colour is grey just a couple pages later

me: *gets ignored once* me: 🤔 you know what i could do to stop this from happening? Isolate Myself And Never Speak To Anyone Again

saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site where I go on and have a good time and then carry on with my day. I know it's completely curated because there are some awful people here but that (the curation) in itself is a privilege of the site. Every other social media site is designed to make you angry for more engagement

I can always post worse