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you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

That looks like an "I'm going to run through all my tricks until you reward me for something" to me.

Don’t give up. We can beat them! The kinder they are the harder they fall.

u heard about this shit?

We are fucked

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

Happy pride month to him

my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes

Tumblr moderation wants to fuck this alien

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

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[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over