pumpkin pie, motherfcker

i make a mean soup

Now make one that is beautiful and true

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

the vibe has been so different since i put the glowing evil chalice in my house

It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode

Oh shittttt I forgot this was my one wild and precious life

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

official fish post

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?

you know what today i’ve decided to arbitrarily die on the hill that the palpatine/yoda fight in revenge of the sith is awesome. Because even if it “looks bad” and “yoda should be a wise sage and not be doing flips” I think its very funny. It’s a little green frog guy and an old man trying desperately to murder each other and in-universe it would be like if joe biden and the pope had a death brawl in the middle of congress where they threw all the chairs at each other 

why can’t things be easy peasy lemon squeezy