Tumblr Gets Offended

someone in my town has a pro life license plate and i have been letting my dog poop in their yard at night for 5 years. it’s called freedom of speech

its called being an asshole intolerant of other people’s belief systems

You’re getting poop yarded bitch

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

excuse me? are you suggesting i frolic directly into someone's emotional space and assume what brings them relief, potentially causing more stress? are you encouraging people to reach past their own boundaries to help, increasing net suffering if it costs more than the other gains? surely not; that would be advocating for emotional self-harm.

this is a post about the woman who waived my late fee at the bank .

good for you, good for her, the wording on the initial post feels closer to blaming people who don't reach out than celebrating those who do by a large enough margin that i feel the need to hit back

you are a tar pit

Every few weeks someone will complain abt a trend that's entirely avoidable if u just never made a tiktok account and I always think like, you deserve to see it. You deserve to be tricked into reading a terrible book and listening to a shit song and making a fail recipe and getting scammed by a fast fashion website. That was the path you willingly stepped on when you decided to listen to a clout addicted 18yo with an iPhone

sounds like you’re just old and bitter

Before I block u let the records show that we are the same age

okay yes tiktok is bad we should all delete it but this is giving “oh you hate capitalism but you have an iPhone??” holier than thou ass

Your mom's giving me hole and ass

Don’t put this fucking whitewashing bullshit on my feed

IM SCREAMING

LMFAOOOOO

local tumblr user accidentally reveals they have never seen a black person

half of this website should learn this

Shut the fuck up

‪gun to your head which of the 7 dwarves are you fucking‬

Well apparently he's fucking grumpy

That is an evil lesbian

Woah, hey. Fuck off. I’m not gonna listen to your misguided opinion on musical taste just because you’re gay. I’ll give you fashion, we have no business in that, but I will commit a hate crime over this slander.

literally WHAT are u talking about

he’s right gay people will listen to pots and pans over a synth beat and be like “bitch have you heard this serve????”

i understand this is a parody account but SAW is garbage. It’s gore p*rn trying to mask itself as something smart and philosophical. I hate the stupid line people are trading around saying he didnt kill people, they killed themselves by not doing what they needed to do. Fuck that. Fuck all of that. He kidnapped and tortured people and experimented on their bodies and put them in death traps. Fuck that and fuck SAW fans.

If you hate saw fans wait until you find out about Sawcon

Tf is sawcon?? 

Sawcon this dick

bruh my little brother got a scratch and he was all crying and i was like “oh do you want one of the bandaids i use for my shots? they have cute emojis on them” and through his tears he goes “that’s cringe” IM DEAD

hey you fucking weirdo that’s my real life little brother .

i spent hours looking for this post because it hit me over the head repeatedly at 12:00 in the morning

i miss when ppl straight up lied on here. i’m gonna start doing it again. okay so yesterday i saw hannibal lecter in the target bathroom

Please don’t lie. We’ve got enough stupid bullshit going on in Washington, D.C. with the riots, we DO NOT need that useless idiocy here. Not now. I cannot believe people could be so cruel. This is not who we are, America. We are a proud and mighty nation. WE DO NOT NEED WAR. What we need is to start being the glorious, kind America we once were. Please, if you must protest, do it peacefully if you care about America at all.

this is a post about hannibal lecter

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you...talking to the cockatoo

It is 100% ethical and okay to pirate anything Disney makes

Hating on Disney isn't a personality trait

mickey mouse isnt gonna fuck you dude

Sir this is a McDonalds

Typical feminazi shit, heh. McDonalds doesn

She’s actually taking the piss out of a London accent.( more specifically cockney). ‘British’ accent implies you think all of Britain speaks like this.You would be wrong. If you want to take the piss, at least do some research.

oi it a joke innit chap? just a wee li’ol jest ol bean, dont get ye knickers in a twist. cheerio

joke or not, do your research. or is that too hard for Americans to do cause they’re do busy shooting up schools and having to pay for their healthcare? answer to that is probably.

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

…. do you need something, or?

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

reading this post was like falling down the stairs