We Come Not To Bury Our Gays, But To Praise Them

walks out of a closet covered in blood with a goofy lovestruck smile on my face

walks out of a room covered in lipstick kisses with a thousand yard stare

Also playing Mordor: Shadow of War rly highlights 2 me that “oh no yeah Im a huge LOTR fan” really is the fantasy genre equivalent of “yeah well I’m mostly focused on WW2 military history”

Which is to say that it’s not inherently a red flag but when someone tells you this you REALLY need to find out whether or not they think Sam and Frodo are gay

You see Baudelaires, your fears about this man being count olaf are unfounded! He clearly reblogged a post marked “count olaf don’t interact,” and certainly if he WAS count olaf he wouldn’t have reblogged it!

oh by the way it/its pronouns are based poggers etc

i think as op i shd give the context here...they're talking about the fucking hamburglar ❤️

I'm getting so exhausted with the constant cycle of "covid cases are down, we can stop masking--hey, why are cases going back up?!"

getting all excited for this sexy vampire to pull me close and bite my neck and suck my blood but she pulls out a phlebotomy kit and just draws it from my arm. she misses twice and makes a comment about how hard to find my veins are

#me creating a character whos not white and doesnt have straight hair

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.