maybe i can chew my way out of this mess

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

the most 2014 post possible

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

I think that ancient peoples had trampolines and razor scooters but they were extremely reserved and somewhat shy about them

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing