immanentize the eschaton

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

Tracking those paw prints all over the place...

it's crazy when couples & friends & whatnot refer to themselves as "a packaged eel". like wow you two are so close that you are fusing into a long slimy fuck... & theyre putting you in a box......

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

up all night posters delight... wake in the morn wish you werent born

sometimes i think im a fruit fly so i hang out in the appled cider vinegar traps but then i remember theyre deathly and i leave