immanentize the eschaton

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

Tracking those paw prints all over the place...

it's crazy when couples & friends & whatnot refer to themselves as "a packaged eel". like wow you two are so close that you are fusing into a long slimy fuck... & theyre putting you in a box......

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

up all night posters delight... wake in the morn wish you werent born

sometimes i think im a fruit fly so i hang out in the appled cider vinegar traps but then i remember theyre deathly and i leave