Ranch Metaphor Enthusiat

its not even shipping its just posting what they did

The way Dan and Phil now have unlimited power by being able to confirm decade long head cannons is truly unmatched

Ok but imagine if your quirky internet famous/questionably employed emo son comes home with a boyfriend he met off the internet, and it’s a twink 4 years younger than him who won’t take off his winter hat, has his ass entirely out, appears to be illiterate, stays until Christmas Eve and when you click on your son’s new fun YouTube project he’s there again making sex tape jokes AND he took all the batteries out of your clocks

they're in love for real in real life. is anyone else seeing this.

Dan Howell is the ultimate never kill yourself because 20 years down the line you might be gay married to your soulmate with 4 theatrical tours and a wildly successful career under your belt and millions of queer people worldwide will look up to you as an icon.