namjoon: he looks so peaceful.

namjoon: those are my pokemon cards—

jin: you got a magikarp.

namjoon:

taehyung: why?

yoongi: to get nice things.

yoongi, pointing at his watch: see this watch?

taehyung: yeah.

taehyung: come here

jungkook: why

taehyung: just come here

jungkook: it's a book about all the things i love

jimin: but.. that's a photo album of taehyung

jungkook: sure we can.

jin: "we"?

jungkook: yeah, me and taehyung. no one else will know

jin: no, i want you to know, but not taehyung

taehyung: it was autocorrect.

jungkook: oh, autocorrect said "you're so hot. please step on me."?

jungkook: cannibalism.

jungkook: you're on speaker. behave.

taehyung: or what, you'll spank me?

jungkook:

namjoon:

yoongi:

jin:

hoseok: [quietly hands jimin a twenty]

taehyung: it means in hand to hand combat.

jungkook: ohhhh-

taehyung: tell me something you like.

jungkook : like or love?

taehyung: love.

jungkook: you.

taehyung, internally: that was so sweet but it does not help me at all.

jungkook: hey can someone give me a hand.

taehyung, immediately goes to hold jungkook's hand.

jungkook: you're cute but that's not what i meant.

taehyung: okay but why are you still holding my hand then?