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Rb if you wanna complain about men and eat cheese with Winona Ryder

I hope Winona is protecting her from Drake

Wholesome

Fuuucking wholesoooooooome

After you nut, you and shawty talk about life goals and waits for your dick to get hard again.

my last two brain cells

This legit looks like a porn

I scrolled through this whole post waiting for them to take their dicks out

if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it

I am so glad someone did this.

if you don’t want someone to have brown eyes because you can’t compare them to a gem then you’re a bad writer

As a brown-eyed person, I appreciate this for a lot of reasons

Okay I’m sorry I love these a lot and I love people with brown eyes but if I have to read the words “she stared into his cairngorm orbs” i will Cease to Exist

“Eyes like dravites” has a nice ring to it.

Ok, but I still dislike my brown eyes. Dravite looks rad, but I don’t have eyes that color. Brown is boring. The color of poop. Fight me

BROWN IS A BEAUTIFUL COLOUR ALL EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I AM R E A D Y TO FIGHT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES