'Tis All In Your Head.

…. *scribbles furiously on notepad*

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For the guys, butch women and non binary people all there. I’m a woman, but I’m reblogging this for anyone who finds this useful. ❤️

the oldest millennials are 35. We’re also eligible for the Senate and the White House too. 

“given my understanding of linear time” 

And some black people would think breathing air is racist because white people do it

The fact that a thought liked that even popped in your head is funny. Not surprising at all but funny.

What she said doesn’t even make sense, she probably didn’t even think about it. She saw the tweet, got tight in her white feelings, and was like “let me say something about black people”.

Good post OP

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

YUP. I prefer to live as a weird gender-adjacent anomaly but who the fuck am I to dictate what your femininity or masculinity means to you??

This message is veterinarian-approved!!!

In case it isn’t clear, that is literally the last bone of a cat’s toes attached to those claws. If you thought only the claw was being removed during declaw surgery, you are unfortunately mistaken. It’s an amputation.

Reblogging again for the last comment, for anyone who wants to argue about saving their precious furniture. Boom! Problem solved.

I regularly trim my cat’s claws because I love him

Not really a cat person, but this is still important.

PLS DONT REMOVE UR CATS TOE BONES

T o e b o n e s r i m p o r t a n t

Guess who is now in charge of “meme Mondays” for my job’s social media?

This😍

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

Why do kids love it so much? Like I remember when I was a kid at diving practice during the summer, the best part was when one if the coaches would toss you into the deep end. And in gymnastics coaches would toss us into the foam pit. Do kids just have a evolutionary urge to die?

YEET THE CHILD FOR THEIR HEALTH