nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic
I'm gonna sexualize the fuck outta that lion
I'm gonna start calling doggy-style "scooby-style" just to piss off these puritan fucks
also I've said it before and I'll say it many times more: the harkness test is boring bullshit. even if we did need a metric to decide which fictional creatures we can be horny forβwhich we don't, because they are fictional lolβit's also just poorly constructed as a logical tool
and no matter what no one can keep me from having an owlbear orgy in my mind palace. and if they tried, all my owlbear boyfriends would tear them to pieces (and not in a hot vore way). and then they would all take turns fucking me scooby-style on top of their bones









