not beating the catboy allegations

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.

a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026

dr. julien built zane to protect those who can't protect themselves, and yet, the only person that he's in contact with for the first many years of his life until the day that dr. julien dies, is dr. julien's himself. and i think about that a lot.

Ever since I first saw the robot reveal in s1 as a kid I’ve wanted to know the backstory for Julian. He says Zane was to protect those can’t protect themselves. So he didn’t just build him to be a robot son. The skeletons revived him after he died to make him build stuff for them. So maybe he wanted Zane to protect him from them. Maybe he was in hiding to get away from people wanting to take advantage of his skills

omg i've thought about this for years!!! i refuse to believe that dr. julien doesn't have some sort of deeper history with the skulkin, and who else would zane be protecting anyway? i just think it's so interesting to think about..

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you