i like to think i am immortal (because I am)

genuinely makes me sad how many young gay trans men settle for cishet men who blatantly misgender them and see them as women because they assume that no cis gay man would be interested in a trans man

anyway dump your cishet boyfriend. do it for me. i promise you there are plenty of gay men, both cis and trans, who would treat you way better than your awful boyfriend who gives terrible head and still refers to you as his girlfriend when talking to his coworkers

dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

@polyamorouspunk, I'll have you know that I read this not as a group of that amount of people, but instead as a group of mole people. And I was very confused for a hot second

Whatever. Go my polycule of moles.

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

noticing that for mono relationships you hear stuff like "they weren't right for each other" or "it just didn't work out" but for poly relationships it's always "this is why I could never do polyamory"

currently thinkin about "pornbrained" as an insult and how it reminds me of all the "porn is Corrupting our Youth and Turning them Homosexual" shit i saw as a wee baby gay and idk man maybe when we insult misogynists we can just. call them misogynists.

I think some women are better off with zero husbands (maybe even most) and some should have multiple husbands (solving the male loneliness epidemic by letting those that would have them treat them like pokemon) and (regardless of which side you lean towards) I think we can all agree that NO woman should have one (1) husband.

Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one

Sorry but watching them fight gets me off, I'm keeping them both in a jar and shaking it up and down every hour.

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