i like to think i am immortal (because I am)

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

Saw someone on Instagram reminisce over a hypothetical "femboy malewife" and there's a point where it's like okay you have to be intentionally dodging the words "trans woman" its okay to be attracted to us trust me it's alright you do not have to couche your language.

I for one find it fucking embarassing to see trans men talk about how much of a betrayal it is to see trans women talk about intercommunity bigotry and how "triggering it is to see *bigotry* from people in your community you thought you were safe with", I have to laugh, YOU are betrayed by members of your community talking about how mistreated and oppressed they are by people like you????? YOU??? classic man move, its meanies when we talk about my bad behaviour

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

they really don't respect the time of disabled people. your application can take up to 12 weeks. the specialist waitlist is 3 years. your assessment will be any time within the next 6 months. let us know if you cannot attend this appointment you waited 7 weeks for and we'll reschedule next year. we've decided to assess you at this time and day and you have to be available or any support you dared to apply for is not going to happen. and in between these long bouts of waiting you have to survive the everyday